Protest Planned to Raise Awareness for Bringing Back 99X

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“It’s just like 92.1 The Buzz, bro. One day it was there playing Seven Mary Three and the next thing you know, it’s the music you hear at Nicky’s. 99X was the only station I had. I laughed all the way to work with Bob and Tom and then I jammed out with Mandatory Metallica and another cover from Five Finger Death Punch. What am I supposed to do now?”

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Keithville Teachers Shocked to Discover Guns Aren’t Already Allowed in Schools

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“What do you mean ‘would I support guns in the classroom?’ Take a look around,” says Keithville geometry teacher Heather Willow pointing to her hip where she keeps her holstered pink camoflauge Glock 23 Gen 4 .40 caliber pistol. “There’s no substitute to this bad girl. No one ever said anything about it to me.”

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